Joke's 4

• I survived an NT installation
• The name is Baud......James Baud
• My new car runs at 56Kbps
• Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Cannot read data, leech the next boy's paper? (Y/N)
• CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
• Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?
• Windows: Just another pane in the glass
• Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
• RAM disk is not an installation procedure
• Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
• The truth is out there...anybody got the URL?
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
• E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage
• Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
• All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?