jokes ?

• I'm sorry for the double slash (Tim Berners-Lee in a Panel Discussion, WWW7, Brisbane, 1998)
• Ah, young webmaster... java leads to shockwave. Shockwave leads to realaudio. And realaudio leads to suffering
• What color do you want that database?
• C++ is a write-only language, once can write programs in C++, but I can't read any of them
• As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
• earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can
• A typical yahoo chat room: "A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out.."
• When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop
• Warning! No processor found! Press any key to continue